This week.05:26 Sep 22 2012
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I haven't been here in a few days...I've been too tired after work to log on and sit in front of the monitor.
Anyway...work/life thus far:
* On Monday night, while I was drifting off into a peaceful sleep, I'm awakened by a man and woman arguing in the street. Right when I was about to open my window and tell them to shut the fuck up, another neighbor beat me to it, declaring to blow their fuckin' heads off. Thank you, neighbor...
* Stan - Boss #1 - has a creepy old-lady stalker. I'm not sure if she's a student or an employee. But she's been at the school for awhile. She started off coming in to inquire about food, then started asking the old guy personal questions. When she came in on Tuesday looking crazy, demanding to know where Stan was, that was it. Now whenever we see the old bat coming in - on a daily basis now - we alert Stan to go into hiding.
* There is a new student in the culinary program that I cannot stand. He's maybe in his 40's, and he is SOOOO low class...straight up ghetto. He's also one of those people who bitch about how high everything costs, nevermind that he usually gets a discount. (The food is really cheap, by the way). Anyway, one day while he was running his mouth - being especially loathsome - his teeth fell out. I had no idea that the dude had false teeth. I tried to hold in my laugh, but couldn't. He was kinda' pissed even though he tried to shrug it off. Tears were flowing from my eyes. Now, everyime I see him, I'm laughing. Fuck it...lol.
* One morning - around 6 am in the goddamn morning - I hear someone knocking and shouting, about two apartments away from mine. While I got ready for work, the person was still at it, getting on my nerves. When I finally walked out my front door, I saw a fucked up woman - crack head? - doing the knocking/shouting. She saw me and asked if I knew which apartment had the landlord, since she wasn't getting an answer...(?WTF)? I told her that I didn't know, then I asked her a question: "Why are you continuing to knock on a door, calling out names, keeping up all of this noise, when you haven't received an answer?" She just gave me a blank stare, and I told her that generally, if one doesn't get an answer, either the other party isn't at home, or doesn't want to be bothered by you. Jesus...
* And Big Momma...nothing about work is complete without her antics...Even though she's lost weight, she is still lazy, and eats crap, so she'll get back to her 450+ lbs in no time. Since I've been running myself ragged - especially in the mornings - I decided to do minimal work yesterday, to test Big Momma when it came to the coffee-making...which is suppose to be her section anyway. I could see the coffee cannisters piling up to the side, which is a clear indication that it isn't being made fast enough. We were accumulating a line (Mai was on a much needed break), so I asked Big Momma to tend to the coffee while I rung up the customers (I'm faster than her, and can get the line down quickly...too bad she was also slow with the coffee, as people were in a back-up line at that station as well). Anyway - I got the line down, Mai returned from her break, and Big Momma announced that she was going to lunch...even though she just had breakfast an hour earlier. I go check on the coffee...only one pot was brewing. Stuff - bags of coffee, filters, cups, etc - was scattered everywhere.
What the fuck was she doing during all of that time? Wait - I think that I actually saw her checking her cell...!!! When she finally returned - way over the 30 minute lunch break limit - I asked her why she didn't finish the task she started before she took off. She just said "Oops. Sorry!"
I swear - right when I think that she's getting better, she does some shit to make me want to beat her to a pulp. And the bosses don't really seem to care that Big Momma is a big mess...
COMMENTS
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BLOODLIFE
00:16 Oct 01 2012
Not another fart!
Isis101
02:33 Oct 01 2012
LOL!...not quite.